The Shirk Report – Volume 527

December 25, 2019

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to


When the chef at the lunch buffet makes the final flip on your personalized omelette
A car crashed into an Arby’s and they put this up the next day
“My boss and I were in a meeting and he lifted up his jeans to show me his socks”
When you lack depth perception
Or spatial awareness
The perfect avocado doesn’t exi..
Tom Hanks’ face is priceless
When you get hit with that UFO tractor beam
Your profile pics vs Pics you’re tagged in
No turning back now
When your boat has a boat | And your tire is its own vehicle
The filter kings
This kid has the coolest cast ever!
Protect them at all costs
No matter how upset you are; when you lash out and this happens—it’s hard to keep that same energy
Let’s get it
Until next week


The Most Expensive Lesson Of My Life: Details of SIM port hack
The Surprising Truth About Caesar Salad
The Curse of Genius
Where are all the trash cans in Japanese Cities?
How your friends change your habits – for better and worse
Hyptiotes, a Spider That Makes a Spring-Loaded Web
Repair Of Iconic ’60s Era Synthesizer Turns Into Long, Strange Trip For Engineer
A Town Drowned in the Smell of Fish Sauce
MIT just cracked open an historic time capsule–here’s what was inside
Beyond the Hype of Lab-Grown Diamonds




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